new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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