I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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