How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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