Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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