Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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