I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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