Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Randomize
