i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Everyone says I win the strip club
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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