i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
