woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
