I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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