i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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