I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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