no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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