You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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