Already got asked if we're dating
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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