does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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