the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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