whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
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