i just google imaged poop.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
How does one acquire holy water?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Randomize
