yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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