if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
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i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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