WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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