I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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