I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
where am i from again
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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