I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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