David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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