Christians are straight up FREAKS
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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