Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
So I just went to clothing optional bar
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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