He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Randomize
