Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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