We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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