Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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