Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
