chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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