this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
The adults are the big ones right?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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