Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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