So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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