I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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