But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I came so hard my ears popped.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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