I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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