Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
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