Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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