using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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