She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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