Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I'm having to shit out rocks
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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