'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
