WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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