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(224): View more from Illinois

Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.

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(913): View more from Kansas

i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.

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(+46): View more from Sweden

being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad

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(954): View more from Florida

I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...

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(941): View more from Florida

You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume

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(812): View more from Indiana

Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.

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