She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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