He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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