P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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