Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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