I smell stomach acid.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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